Oct 31, 2009

SeNyuM sAnTaI

tEnGah TenSion StudY niE elOk la ResT2 SkeT oTak tU...

KekAdanG dIa nAk rEhaT gaK..


SAM: Kenapa kau cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?

DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum, lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?

DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit!!

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SAM: Kau kata ikan emas peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?

DOL: Sebab aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!

DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?

SAM: Taklah…. hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.

DOL: Mana kau tahu?

SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer….

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?

DOL: Gula dah habis!

SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?

DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah!

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini “candle light dinner” dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.

DOL: kena marah adalah! Api rumah aku dah kena potong lah, lupa nak bayar bil elektrik!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada…

DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu…

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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!

DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat Batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.

DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard “SILA DATANG LAGI”…degil!

Oct 30, 2009

$5o PalSu





sO saper Yang bErkenAan Tu siLa AmEk ikTibAr..
jAngan TkenA kaT diRi SendIri SudEh..

Oct 29, 2009

kEbOrinGan TahaP



bOsaN!!!!!.... mEnCaRi sEsuAtU yG x PasTi... BiLAkaH Kan KutEmUi.. Ku pAnDanG kAnAn, Ku liHat KirI. kU dOnGAk LanGIt, Ku tUndUk bUmi, KosOng.. Ya aLlaH BilAkaH pEnanTian AkaN beRheNti..

ArsEnaL 2 - lIveRfOOl 1

~~ceTusaN hAti????


DiDalM keHeninGan pAgI..

wUjuD kEpeRitaN hAkikI...

TatKalA kemEnanGan mEnjADi mImpI..

RupAnYa kEkaLaHAn mEnjElmA laGi.....

wakakakakaka.......

LoOsErFoooLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p/s: dedicate to LosErfOoL fan





ArseNal Player Reviews:


Fabianski – 7

Very safe hands tonight as he was kept busy by Liverpool’s 8 shots on target. Did his claim for a first team place no harm at all. Looked more assured than usual and his distribution is hands down the best of all our goalkeepers.

bG aKu la.. Dia nIe beTteR tHan ManNOne.. hE reAlly sHoW the GooD hAnD.. diD weLL joB

Gilbert – 7
Much improved from the West Brom game. More focussed on defensive duties tonight given the strength of the opposition, Gilbert was quick, strong and solid.

doing Well.. make somE goOd Tackle..

Senderos – 6
The better of our two centre halves tonight. Big Phil did OK, but as much as I want to like him, I just can’t help feeling that he’s an accident waiting to happen. Commanding in the air and kept the nervy moments to a minimum at least.

oUr biG phiL.. haPpY to See Him Again.. tP caM biaSe la..

SeraM seJUk gAk..

Silvestre – 6
Looked shaky for most of the night although put in a few last ditch tackles. Was reluctant to come out and close players down, probably due to his lack of recovery pace.

x bYak leH comMent.. tP bOleh LA. kadAng bT miStaKe gaK

Gibbs – 7.5
Solid in defence, superb distribution and excellent going forward, Gibbs caused Liverpool problems on the overlap all night. He is superior to Clichy in the attacking third in my opinion and if he maintains this level of progress, he will be pushing the first choice French left back hard by the end of the season.

xtau nak + per.. tp sHow A gOOd pErFomaNce

Eastmond – 7.5
Excellent in the holding midfield role. Eastmond was strong, read the game superbly and passed cleverly. Most impressively, he wanted the ball all night long and worked himself into the ground. Tired somewhat after the 60 minute mark. Looks to have a big future.

a GooD DefEnsIve MidFieldEr.. mAkE gOoD coNtRol At cEntrEhAlF

Nasri – 8
Excellent to see the crafty little Frenchman back in the midfield – Nasri got a great reception from the fans. Understandably lacked a little match fitness but passed well all night and displayed his excellent dribbling several times. His versatility will be key to the first team as the games and injuries mount up.

the BesT plAyeR on tHe FieLd.. hAs gOoD bAll ControL.. thE plAyEr thAt i aDMirEd mOsT.

rEaLly maDe a GoOd sHoW

Ramsey – 6
Kept things ticking over in the midfield for most of the night and showed glimpse of his talent, although I expected a more complete performance given how much Wenger talks him up. Has a nasty habit of giving the ball away at inopportune moments which he needs to kick – sometimes it’s easy to forget how young he is. He also has a tendency of dribbling back towards his own goal too often instead of looking for the quick person when under trouble.

not doing well.. tp paSsing Dia.. perGh... sHarP syIal..

Merida – 7
Wenger has a great knack for speaking about players at the right time to inject a little confidence – Merida didn’t disappoint tonight. Superb strike to give us the lead and played some delightful passes. As with many young players, needs to try and stay involved for more of the game, rather than just having good spells. Has a bright future at Arsenal although this season has to see some sort of a break through.

wHat A grEat gOlL.. reallY haVe nIce tOucH.. toGethEr wiTh nAsRi mAke aRSenaL lOoK sO bEutY

Eduardo – 6
Looked a yard off the pace tonight although his class and movement in the final third still proved a handful for the Liverpool defence. Seemed to be carrying a niggle at the end which is hopefully nothing serious.

neEd mOre PraCtisE.nEed mOre GamE..

Bendtner – 7
Much improved attitude and work rate tonight from Bendtner, especially when I think back to his lacklustre performances in last year’s Carling Cup. He was strong on the ball all night and scored an excellent goal at a crucial time. He gave the ball away a few times and needs to work on decision making in the final third to take the next step.

StiLl gOt onE goAl.. inFact mEn tah apE2.. tAu la. kO soRg jEr fIRsT elEven

SmLm yG meN...

Substitutes:


Randall – 6
Introduced for the tiring Eastmond. Could perhaps have kept the ball a little better in the closing stages.

nOt dOinG MucH.. jUst dId oKay

Watt – 6
Busy when he came on and can count himself unfortunate not to start after his performance against West Brom.

a sTrEeT PlaYer SaY wEngeR

Coquelin – n/a
No time to show what he can do. Slightly surprised to see Eastmond get the nod ahead of Coquelin tonight – after his performance I now know why.



Oct 27, 2009


sTuDy WeeK...

i'm FReee aT laSt...

buT noT foR fnAl

F
roM pSm... tp keJap jeR koT..

paS tu knE ngAdAp balIk



West Ham 2-2 Arsenal


sEri jEr.. wlaUpoN dah LeaD 2-0...

RugI syiAl..

pAtoT 2-O tu dAh ComPom MnG

aDoiYAi

kalaU x dAh cOmpOm lEh JoiN mAn U kaT AtaS2 tU.


THIS WEEK RATING

Ratings


Mannone : 6.0

( Weak push out for the first goal, The rookie keeper look just what he is today)

aDe kE ade Owg cAkap Dia hEbaT thE neXt dAvId sEamAn konOn..

Still NeEd fOr xpErieNt ar.. LamBat Lg tiMe hG..


Sagna : 7.0

( Crossed for the first goal and was much better going forward this week )

fIRst tIme CroSsiNG yG aGaK caNTik lA.. aCtuAllY dI bAnYAk suPpoRt miDfieLd la..

stiLL neEd to ImProvE kat CrosSing.


Clichy : 6.5

( A decent game )

StiLl mCm BIaSa ImpRovemEnt X De SaNgaT . TaPi sTilL soLId GaMe foR hIm


Gallas : 7.5

( Scored a good header and solid at the back, Back to his best )

A gOoD heAdinG as wEll. hAs goOd contriButiOn wiTh ThOMAs VerMaeLen.


Vermaelem : 7.0

( Did well to control the dangerous Carlton Cole )

noT aT hIs BesT.. buT maKe A grEaT oVeRlaPpinG..

His caLm & PasSioN sTilL bE thE fAcToR.


Song : 6.0

( Giveaway the pen, Looked clumsy and didn’t need to tackle in the box with the player going away from goal )

fiRst haLf bYk bUat pAsSing2 yanG aGk meNarIk.. Tp 2nD hAlF cAm sYiaL la..

bAyk Wat FoUL2 bOdOh..


Diaby : 5-5

( Gave away the freekick outside the box from which the first goal came from and overall a poor game, Again )

bAnyK bUat bEnDe bOdOh.. cAmnE la WenGer LeH cAyE kaT dIa.

nO mOre DiAby pAsNi.


Arshavin : 6.5

( Not his best game )

macAm bIasA x bAyk yG bLeh cOmmEn.. tP bYk gaK trY..

caNtIk2 PlaK


Van Persie : 7.5

( Scored again but should of won the game in the last min with a free header that was saved by Greeen )

thE besT pLayeR on tHe pItch koT.


Cesc : 7.0

( Didn’t have a great game apart from one long range shot didn’t do anything of note )

xbYk tlG kaT atTacKInG.. bYk dEfeNsiVe siDe.. nEveR loOk ConFiDenT sGt


Eboue : 6.5

( Showed some good pace but wasteful with the ball )

bAik La.. tP x bAnYak yG diA conTribUte dLm gAmE niE


Oct 23, 2009

RaG n skA...


ish.. lgu nie plak..

skali skalA dgR ni plAk


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LoVe


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Mi GaLL

Oct 22, 2009

sKa n RaG


eSok Test.. Tp Aku SlamBur Je uPdaTe BlOg..

bKn Per.. TetIbe RAsA naK laYAn LgU niE..

dAh LaMa AkU x DgaQ..

AgaK2 KorAng LEh tRImA laGU nIe X...



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SeXy MoLLy


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Oct 20, 2009

ThA bEsT rAyeR eVeR


Di kEsibukan MEnyiaPkan FyP....
eHh..
SempAt laGI uPdaTE bLOg Aku..
HeheHee...

bKAn Per.. SeTelaH BeRmInGgu mEnUngGu..
SamPAi gAK sAaTnya...
SajE la KAn nAk DaH dPT tU..
Kne LA tunJukKn.. tp WitH nO eDit LA...
..hEhHe..

wAlaU gaMbAu diRumaH aKU xDEr..
Xper..
GAmBAr2 nIE..
Sudah MEnCErITAkaN SEGAlAnyA..

DiRuang TAmU uMAH SyUkROn.
Kat LuaR la Plak...

SeTelAh SesI meNdEra tUan RumaH taMAt


BkN ApEr TerNaMpaK sEsuAtU yG meNAriK


OuR pEnGAnTin BarU.. DiA aDE jOmpuT g KenDRi..
tP akU LuPe BilA

SaPer SuH Hg PanCinG SgT.. Tu La KaN dPAt gAmBo ZaRiS jEr..

KeKadaNG tRus TeRaNg Jer.
KaN SenAnG..
DaPat JeK GaMbO..
..hEhE..


..ThAnK gOd..

TeRimA kASih SuMer..
PeRtEmUAn Yg X dIRanCaNG iNi
BeGItU bERarTi..


tRinGAt AKu kAT LaGU nIE

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Oct 18, 2009

Arsenal 3 Birmingham 1

mY loveLy Arsenal have continued their momentum..

tP adoiyai.. leh bolos lak..

tp aku bg kredit to rosicky.. man you stihl have the vision..



PLAYeR RATING

Mannone – 6:

Talk of whether he was foulled by Larsson misses the point that it’s his job as a keeper to catch those lobs in his box. Instead, he flapped at it under pressure and cost us a goal. But made up for it with a great touch in the box in the second half that eventually saw a threatening Brum move cleared.

still need xperient...

Eboue – 8:

Had a stormer down the right flank. Ran with a vengeance and purpose at Birmingham, passed well, and crossed well. At times, a magnificent deputy to Bacary Sagna, Eboue had license to attack and did so with genuine menace.

Gallas – 6.5:

Quiet day at the office, generally, but kept the Birmingham forays quiet in the second half. Got forward late on, and at the end of the day, it was job done.

Vermaelen – 7:

Proactive in the tackle and covered well with no mistakes of note. Found himself in scoring space in the second half – naturally, everyone watching was expecting something amazing to happen – but did well enough at the back.

beraksi hebat setakan nie.. ape yg aku leh ckp dia mmg wat defender tenang..

Gibbs – 7:

So far, so good from the young Englishman. Got forward nicely, covered his flank reasonably and hoofed it clear when the situation called for it.

Song – 8:

Is becoming a very, very good player. Covered the backline superbly, and while he is getting praise across the board for his shielding job, it sometimes hides his great mobility in attack. Hit a Cesc-like assist for the opening goal – the pass was a thing of beauty.

Fabregas – 7:

A no-fuss day from the captain. Distributed the ball well to his attacking players, and his grafting was essential to a hard-fought win.

Captain.. passing dia. mmg aku salute ar

Diaby – 8:

Sod the ‘I’m not a fan of Diaby’s out there, this was a wonderful performance from Arsenal’s latest boo-boy. Had the presence of mind to finish for Arsenal’s second goal, tackled well, linked up play, and got back to defend. The exact opposite of the ‘lazy performance’ people insist he gives every week. Good stuff.

Walcott – 5:

Looked dangerous when running at Birmingham’s defence but then got badly injured in a stern Ridgewell tackle. The fact he was able to run a bit more after that hopefully says he won’t be out for too long, but don’t expect him in the next match.

Rosicky – 6:

Had all the right ideas, but couldn’t execute them today. His fancy flicks and passes did not come off as he hoped. Can’t be faulted for not trying, but didn’t have the rub of the green on his side today.

walaupon dah setaun x men still mantap

van Persie – 7:

Finished his goal with aplomb after almost contriving to trip over his own feet. His free kick opportunity from 13cm away from goal sums up his torrid time with free kicks at the moment. But otherwise did the lone-striker role well enough again as he continues to adjust well to the position.

Cantek gak.. tp camner dia leh lps tu..

SUBS:

Arshavin – 6.5:

Came on early for the injured Walcott and had a similar story to Rosicky. Passes went the wrong way or not at all, dribbled with menace but no end product, but the thinking was all there. The international break might have frazzled the finer points today, but was rewarded late on with a typical Andrey goal.

tp ape yg aku suka his gol.. very smart one.. tenang jer..

Sagna – 6:

Gave Rosicky a rest and slotted in at the back with minimum incident. It shored up the defence, effectively ending Birmingham’s brave efforts to equalise.

Wilshere – N/A:

Came on for Eboue very late on.

rase2 x sempat pon sentuh bola...

mY fiRst poSt

x tau nak tulis pe lagi..
just wanna try add some photo..
upload a video.. still learning... so just try it first..

gamba.


video plak..
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